We're Definitely in a Question Phase.

"Mommy." (Holding his dead remote control for his RC car in his hands). "What do batteries run on?"

It's Alarious.

Yes it's January. Doesn't stop this from happening though:

Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat;
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear...


Eli, that's not funny.
Yes it is, it's alarious.
No it's not, it's inappropriate.
It's not inappropriate, it's alarious. It's a song. I'm not really gonna pull someone's underwear down...That would be disgusting!