Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Expanding Vocabulary, With Limited Success

Daddy: Eli why don't you go put some socks on?
Eli: Well that's a general idea...


Eli: What does primary mean?
Mommy: It's like the main reason for something. Or it can mean first. But you probably would use it like, "The primary reason why I like candy is that it's sweet."
Eli: Oh... ...
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Eli: Daddy. My primary for eating candy is that it's sweet.
Daddy: ?


Mommy: Why are you in our bed already, it's only 11:00.
Eli: I'm here to enter my plea!
Mommy: Did that John Wayne movie you were watching have a court scene?
Eli: Yep. How did you know that?
Mommy: Just a guess. G'night.