Not a Fan

Over the bouncy theme song to Fran Drescher's sit-com "The Nanny" comes a frantic plea from Eli, "WHERE IS THE REMOTE????" 

Call Me Danny

Eli's offering me $36 to change is name to Danny. Also, he wants a pocket watch. So he can hypnotize me and make me change his name to Danny. Insurance I guess.

Trolling

In an effort to convince me we read more than ten books over Christmas break, Eli "reminded" me of the one about the troll who left home and went to live in an owl's nest. But then the owl had babies so the troll got kicked out. By the end, the troll was back at home where he started in the first place.

I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about, and I sincerely hope he's making it up, or I had better get evaluated.