Friday, March 16, 2012

Twilight Synopsis: Eli Style

No. Seven year old Eli does not watch Twilight movies. That being said, the other night his 18 year old sister had one on when he came down from bed for a glass of water. Eli paused on the stairs for about 30 seconds and during that time was able to figure out the plot line. He later informed me what it was all about, which I think pretty much covers it.

Emma was watching a vampire movie. The girl wanted to kiss the guy, but he was a vampire so she couldn't because then he would bite her and suck her blood and then she would become a vampire.


And, the guy had a sparkly chest.


The End. 

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